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Governor Yao-way claims he wants to cut federal spending. But he also wants to cut off the tip of your penis. Yao-way. Wrong for America. Wrong for your Penis.

This is not a real political advertisement for any politicians. Shown on The Colbert Report.
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Governor Yao-way claims he wants to cut federal spending. But he also wants to cut off the tip of your penis. Yao-way. Wrong for America. Wrong for your Penis.

This is not a real political advertisement for any politicians. Shown on The Colbert Report.

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Question in Dating Show: I’ve been away from the datin’ scene for a year. What would you do to make me ooh ooh ooh, feel good about datin’ again?
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Question in Dating Show: I’ve been away from the datin’ scene for a year. What would you do to make me ooh ooh ooh, feel good about datin’ again?

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Ha sido una partida intensa hoy- (It’s been an intense match Ya veremos qué está pensando- (Now we’ll see what he’s thinking)Está pensando- (He’s thinking)Veamos qué va a hacer- (Let’s see what he’s going to do)¿Moverá a la reina o moverá al caballo?- (Will he move the queen or the knight?)Qué tensión- (What stress)
Viene - (Here he comes)Viene Viene Viene (Here he comes Here he comes Here he comes)GOL! (Goal!)



Translation Source: http://www.chess.com/forum/view/general/geico-chess-commercial
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Ha sido una partida intensa hoy- (It’s been an intense match Ya veremos qué está pensando- (Now we’ll see what he’s thinking)
Está pensando- (He’s thinking)
Veamos qué va a hacer- (Let’s see what he’s going to do)
¿Moverá a la reina o moverá al caballo?- (Will he move the queen or the knight?)
Qué tensión- (What stress)

Viene - (Here he comes)
Viene Viene Viene (Here he comes Here he comes Here he comes)
GOL! (Goal!)


Translation Source: http://www.chess.com/forum/view/general/geico-chess-commercial

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Family Guy - German Guy - [S09E11] - Stamp Collecting
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Family Guy - German Guy - [S09E11] - Stamp Collecting

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