Governor Yao-way claims he wants to cut federal spending. But he also wants to cut off the tip of your penis. Yao-way. Wrong for America. Wrong for your Penis.
This is not a real political advertisement for any politicians. Shown on The Colbert Report.
Question in Dating Show: I’ve been away from the datin’ scene for a year. What would you do to make me ooh ooh ooh, feel good about datin’ again?
Ha sido una partida intensa hoy- (It’s been an intense match Ya veremos qué está pensando- (Now we’ll see what he’s thinking)
Está pensando- (He’s thinking)
Veamos qué va a hacer- (Let’s see what he’s going to do)
¿Moverá a la reina o moverá al caballo?- (Will he move the queen or the knight?)
Qué tensión- (What stress)
Viene - (Here he comes)
Viene Viene Viene (Here he comes Here he comes Here he comes)
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